5 blagounettes juste pour rire

2 août 2014


la bonne blague

  • Un rabbin et un prêtre ont un accident

Un rabbin et un prêtre entre en collision lors d’un accident de voiture

Les 2 véhicules sont démolis, mais curieusement les 2 hommes ne sont pas blessés.

Les 2 hommes s’extirpent de leur véhicule, le rabbin voit la petite croix argentée

sur le revers de la veste du prêtre et lui dit :

ah! vous êtes prêtre, moi je suis rabbin, regardez nos voitures, il n’en reste rien ,

nous ne sommes pas blessés, c’est un miracle!!!

c’est un signe du tout puissant pour que nous nous rencontrions et devenions amis.

le prêtre : je suis tout à fait d’accord avec vous

Le rabbin poursuit : regardez c’est encore un miracle, ma voiture est en morceaux

 mais cette excellente bouteille de vin d’Israël est intacte

Dieu veut surement que nous buvions de ce vin après ces émotions.

Le rabbin ouvre donc la bouteille et la tend au prêtre  qui lui en boit quelques grosses gorgées,

puis la tend au rabbin qui lui la rebouche et la rend au prêtre.

Le prêtre demande : mais vous n ‘en buvez pas une petite goutte ?

Le rabbin : non, maintenant je crois que je vais attendre la police!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Histoire réelle en 2007

Une vielle dame rentre dans une église « je veux me confesser »

le curé : Qu’y a t il mon enfant?

la vieille dame :  » Pendant la deuxième guerre mondiale, j’ai enfermé un jeune juif dans ma cave « 

le curé :  » c’est bien mon enfant tu l’a sauvé d’une mort atroce « 

la vieille dame :  » je lui demandais 600 par mois « 

le curé :  » ça ce n’est pas bien, mais tu l’a sauvé d’une mort atroce « 

la vieille dame : « oui, mais je ne lui ai toujours pas dis que la guerre était finie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • dieu
1 jour dieu ordonna à katy de perire et katy perry

1 jour dieu ordonna à david de guetter et david guetta

1 jour dieu ordonna à héléne de partir et héléne s’égara

1 jour dieu raconta une blague a thierry et thierry henri

1 jour dieu ordonna à coca de coller et coca cola

1 jour dieu ordonna à john d’attendre et jonathan


  • la blonde  

Comment la blonde fait elle le double de ses clés ?

en les photocopiant !!!!!!  


Quelle est la différence entre un hématome et Benzéma ?

Un hématome est un bleu qui marque

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