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12 octobre 2014

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Un gars accepte un travail à Limoges et voilà qu’il est limogé….
Il en accepte alors un autre à Vire et il est viré,
Écœuré, il accepte un poste à Lourdes et se fait lourder……

Actuellement on lui propose quelque chose à Castres……
Il hésite…………

oups!! histoire drole blagues            LE PRIX DU CERVEAU

> Dans un hôpital se trouve un patient gravement malade. Sa
> famille se réunit dans la salle d’attente et, enfin, un médecin arrive,
> fatigué et triste :

> ‘Je suis désolé d’être porteur de mauvaises nouvelles’, dit-il
> en voyant l’expression d’inquiétude sur les visages : ‘le seul espoir pour
> votre proche est une greffe de cerveau.’

> ‘C’est une chose expérimentale et risquée, et économiquement
> tout est à votre charge.’

> Les membres de la famille restent assis, en écoutant ces bien
> tristes nouvelles. Puis, l’un d’eux demande : ‘combien coûte un cerveau ?’

> ‘Ca dépend’, répond le médecin. ’5000 € un cerveau d’homme ;
> 200 € celui d’une femme’.

> Un long moment de silence envahit la salle, et les hommes
> présents essaient de ne pas rire et évitent le regard des femmes, mêmes si
> certains d’entre eux ébauchent un sourire. Finalement, un homme poussé par la
> curiosité demande : ‘Docteur, pourquoi cette différence de prix ?’

> Le médecin, souriant devant une question pour lui si innocente
> répond : ‘les cerveaux féminins coûtent moins cher car ce sont les seuls
> à avoir servi, les autres sont comme neufs.’

>

> Un grand coucou à tous les hommes qui auront ébauché ce fameux
> sourire à la moitié du récit et gros bisous aux femmes qui auront souri à la fin !!!

>

>

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